trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

“my ass”

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